Wednesday, November 12, 2008

One for the Girls!

I'd Love to be 8 Again

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

“I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms! What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation...
"I meant my dress size, you f***ing idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.....)


little rene said...

That is PRICELESS! Men are useless creatures aren't they ;)

Hope your little fitness kick is still going well Selina I keep thinking of you whn I am being slack! It makes me get my arse cracking :)

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Jehanne said...


Oh Selina - that is tooooo funny

Rebecca said...

Love it!! Sooo true.

You sound like you are going so well on the training front, you are so inspiring!